the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!!!!! That's ridiculous! Jealous?! Jealous of WHAT?! That is. Why did you touch that?! You were always jealous of this lamp! You wart mundane noodle! You shotten shifter paskabah! You snort tonguer! Lame monger snaffa shell caca! What was that? What happened? What happened? What broke? What happened next was a family controversy for years. You filthy sicken hook-aid! Oh, smelly wok buster! Grout shell fratten houstickle Viper! You Platypus Snot grafta! Dorton hoper. I told you not to use Lifebuoy! Oh, I feel awful! Ralph, please tell us, no matter how it hurts. There has never been a kid who didn't believe vaguely but insistently, that he would be stricken blind before he reached 21, And then they'd be sorry. Three blocks away, Schwartz was getting his. I'm gonna come in there, and if there are any lights on- W- Don't you give me that look! you're gonna get it! You are being punished, so no comic-book-reading. Ooh, am I glad you finished your homework this afternoon, 'cause I want you getting right into bed, and I don't want to see any lights on.
Another shot of mysterious, inexorable official justice. WHAT?! WHAAAT?!?! WHAAAAAT?!!?!! ĪAAAHHH!!!! OHH, WHAT'D I DO, MOM?! WHAT, I DIDN'T DO NOTHING!!! AAAGH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Schwartz, do you know what Ralph just said? No. But I chickened out, and I blurted out the first name that came to mind. My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. Now, I had heard that word at least 10 times a day from my old man. My personal preference is for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Over the years, I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Huh. The Big One, The Queen Mother of Dirty Words: The "F-Dash-Dash-Dash" word. Only I didn't say "fudge." I said the word. Oh! For one brief moment, I saw all the bolts silhouetted against the lights of the traffic, and then they were gone.
Jeez! It really works! Look at him! Ralphie! Where are they going?!ĭon't Leave! Come back! Come back! Don't leave me, come back!ĭon't leave me, come back! Come back, come back! Flick's spine stiffened, his lips curled in a defiant sneer. Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple-dare and going right for the throat! What else was left but a "triple-dare you"? And finally, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple dog-dare. Huh! Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb. The exact exchange and nuance of phrase in this ritual is very important.
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You're full of beans, and so is your old man.
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